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Olive, The Sudden

Cats. Article-learnin'. Food. Sleep. The simple life.

j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a:

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets…


reinahbraun:

FUCKING CRYING HELP


Jul 31st at 5AM / via: j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a / op: viarga / 149,600 notes

Jul 31st at 5AM / via: j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a / op: celsisus / 141,950 notes

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel


Jul 31st at 5AM / via: j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a / op: stereolights / 331,295 notes
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


Jul 31st at 5AM / via: sanityscraps / op: megustamemes / 197,882 notes

tipsy-arachnid:

taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and part of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to


"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"


Jul 31st at 5AM / via: j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a / op: coyocoyo / 41,627 notes

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh


"When targets of microaggressions attempt to point out the offensive nature of remarks and actions from perpetrators, they are told that their perceptions are inaccurate, that they are oversensitive, or that they are paranoid. In other words, they are out of touch with reality. The experiential realities of those in power are imposed upon less powerful groups by denying their perceptions and life experiences. Interestingly, some have asserted or found that those groups who are least empowered have the most accurate assessment of reality. Such a conclusion makes common sense, as those in power do not need to understand disempowered groups to survive or do well, while those without much power must actively discern the mindset and motives of those with power in order to survive. Women in the workforce must understand the thinking of their male counterparts to do well, but the reciprocal is not true for men."


Jul 31st at 5AM / via: j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a / op: ppedropascal / 154,179 notes

puppy95:

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

this is rigby 100%